| Garamond
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. A tender nod to obsolescence. The future won’t rest til’ every page is a screen. “TLDR, my eyes have got somewhere to be.” |
Green Eleven
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. I think Mountain Dew is probably the ultimate in sodapop. It doesn’t mess about with any pretense. It is bright green sugar designed to jack you up. Good work. |
Half A Million Nerds
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. An attempt at motivational assurance. “A lot of reasons not to write a love letter to life…” but you gotta try. |
| Cain Be Cool Zombie Son Let Me In Troublemaker Brownie Points Red Zero |
Elegy For Industry Snooter Lucky Man Hero Points Adam And Steve No One Else |
Brown Boxes Pass/Fail Elvis In Space King Me The Pawnbroker’s Stepdaughter |
| Mantis Stingray Contusion Hardtop Lorenzo Tony Zero Chiprat Trencher Turducken Tampico Mongoose Selma Cletus |
Stuart Clancy Maurice Kirkland Doris Abraham Ottowa Julius Wendell Dolphin Lionel Jasper Kearny |
Waylon Herschel Snapper Wizzle Norville Duster Glitched Bungbung Starchy Snapper Squeet Concord Flashed Re-Reged |
