Ray is a pretty cool guy, some of the time, anyways. He's a poet, an artist, and a musician, but he's not particularly good at any of those things. What he is good at is this: Hangin' Out.

Ian is a carefree dude from parts unbeknownst. He's often found where the action is, or, sometimes, where the action was a short time ago. He's Ray's best friend, by a considerable margin.